these days I feel it is important to justify making a webpage. be it for personal pleasure or corporate bull, soft facts are needed to support creating a page.

so, i hereby justify my webpage.

this page is java, javascript, active-x, ronco, crest toothpaste, mrs america, trident, apple macintosh, frames, dynamic html, stupid statitistics service, ugly graphics, goofy grins... er... maybe not, bigot, and fast food free zone. ever since the surgery i have had no patience for all that crap.

sarcasm.

the history of this page is real boring. when i was a freshman in high school, i got the really exciting opportunity to see yanni perform live in downtown ann arbor. while i was entranced in the ... music ... i had the fantastic idea to take some html and put it on a server and make it be about me. later i found out that it wasn't really yanni but a bad hamburger from wendy's. oh, btw, did you read that thing about dave thomas saying that wendy's doesn't have any homos? well, as far as we can tell, he didn't really say that.

so after about 5 different versions of this page in about 3 years, i once again have redesigned and rewritten my page. i decided 2 pages ago that i was tired of the stupid sections of a webpage, and that in order for a personal page to be useful (who the hell is going to be interested enough to click around to different sections?) i'd have to make it linear. so i did, and i got a few phonecalls from montel who liked it. hi mom! hi dad! you too larry. ahahhaha just kidding i don't know anyone named larry.

i'm creating this page at 2am on a saturday night, listening to music being delivered to me over the airwaves from outerspace ... no, detroit. same thing i think. i'm a little ill from eating at denny's this evening. unfortunately, it seems they were out of butter and milk so they just used water and crisco instead. and even though i really like the taste of crisco, crisco and water tends to give me the snap.

i hope that if you're interested in flossing, shoe soles and garbage pales that you'll really enjoy my webpage! if you don't i'll be awful sad, but i'll live ... with mr tesh providing me with ever present motivation, i'll make it somehow...

ps. this page is just a collecting of things i'm writing, so don't expect too much. if you think this is really pretentious, you're right. if you care, go away.